just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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