He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
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I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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