Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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