can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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