it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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