Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
this just has baby written all over it
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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