they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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