Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
this hospital has no fireball
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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