everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I see more hoeing in ur future
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