I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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