People with herpes should wear stickers.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
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Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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