a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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