Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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