Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
And the cops told us we were all naked.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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