this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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