it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
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Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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