Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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