How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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