belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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