Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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