Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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