Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
