I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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