Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.