god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.