the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
