he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
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