I think my vagina is haunted
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Randomize
