So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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