Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
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I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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