But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
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I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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