Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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