ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
a search helicopter?!
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I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
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So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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