If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I love you.
Bad choice
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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