i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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