I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
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Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
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It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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