Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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