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(301): View more from Maryland

I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls

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(765): View more from Indiana

I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.

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(207): View more from Maine

he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday

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(847): View more from Illinois

He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.

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(904): View more from Florida

That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.

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(904): View more from Florida

I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.

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