he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
