what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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