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it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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