In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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