I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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