Grow some girl-balls and come out already
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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