whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
soo... how was my night?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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