Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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