Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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