can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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