i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
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You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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