well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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