I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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