One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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