I'm really into asian looking animals
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
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So much rum. So many feels.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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