its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
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Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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