and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
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And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I need to wash the frat house off of me
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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