I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
